(Patriot Insider) – Joe Biden is a cognitive dumpster fire. He doesn’t believe he should undergo a cognitive test to determine whether or not he is fit to serve and we have to agree. There is no test needed. Joe Biden proves daily that he is clearly suffering from dementia and is not fit for office.
The things he says are just downright cringey and embarrassing. He’s an absolute train wreck. It’s shocking that his handlers still let him go off script at all. You’d think by now they’d know it’s sure to end in disaster and endless social media mockery and scorn.
Of course, the entire Joe Biden presidency is a slap in the face to Americans so it’s no wonder he’s allowed to continue making a fool of himself on the national and world stages.
His latest is a real doozy. Just when you thought Biden couldn’t possibly be anymore weird and creepy he proves us all wrong.
On Tuesday, in Virginia Beach, Biden shared his most bizarre story yet. He was supposed to be giving a speech regarding affordable healthcare off a teleprompter but, in typical Creepy Joe fashion, he strayed from the script and gifted his audience with a story involving a nurse who “breathed” on him in 1988 after he suffered from two brain aneurysms.
Biden began his story, “And, by the way, you docs are good, but if there’s any angels in Heaven, they’re all nurses — male and female,” of course he had to appease the gender cult there. Surprised he didn’t go into full-blown pander mode and say “male and female and trans.”
He continued, “You know why? You guys let us — you guys make us — allow us to live. Nurses make you want to live. I’m not joking.” It’s always so reassuring when Uncle Joe insists he’s “not joking” as if anyone would ever accuse him of that. We all know he’s just old, senile, and perverted.
He went on and this is where the story took a nosedive into the strange and uncomfortable, “You lie there in the ICU, which I’ve done for a long time, and you look at those machines. And you know, if the line goes flat, that it’s over. But you just get tired. You don’t care.”
He then remembered a woman who made him care to live and it wasn’t “Doctor Jill.”
“When I was at Walter Reed all that time, after a couple of craniotomies, I was lying there. And I had a nurse named Pearl Nelson, military. She’d come in and do things that I don’t think you learn in medical scho— in nursing school.” The crowd responded with laughter for some reason and Joe continued on, “She’d whisper in my ear. I didn’t — couldn’t understand her, but she’d whisper, and she’d lean down. She’d actually breathe on me to make sure that I was — there was a connection, a human connection.”
That wasn’t all Nurse Pearl did for Joe. “She even went home and brought back her pillow from her own bed because they didn’t — knew the one I had wasn’t comfortable.”
Biden again reassured the audience that he was “not joking.” The tale leaves us with many questions but also provides some insight into where Joe Biden’s creepy sniff habit may have originated.
Biden: "I had a nurse named Pearl Nelson. She'd come in and do things I don't think you learn in nursing school. She'd whisper in my ear, I couldn't understand, but she'd whisper and she'd lean down and actually breathe on me to make sure there was a human connection." pic.twitter.com/G90JeKdQDQ
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 28, 2023
Pearl Nelson wasn’t the only one doing weird things at Walter Reed back in the 1980s. When Biden has told this story before he gave the impression that there were other nurses employing unorthodox techniques.
In July 2020, he stated, “I had nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would…actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.”
.@JoeBiden: "I had nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would … actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.” pic.twitter.com/hxW1UYs7Ba
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) July 22, 2020
Many nurses on social media responded with confusion. One said, “That’s a new one. 35 years in nursing and I stayed as far away from patients’ nostrils as I could. I think after surgery on brain aneurysms We all might remember things that didn’t happen or it’s simply MisRemembered. I can’t comprehend the pillow comment. I wouldn’t share.”
That’s a new one. 35 years in nursing and I stayed as far away from patients’ nostrils as I could. I think after surgery on brain aneurysms We all might remember things that didn’t happen or it’s simply MisRemembered. I can’t comprehend the pillow comment. I wouldn’t share 🤔
— Mary Gerdt Parler:Alvarita1 (@marygerdt) July 22, 2020
Another agreed: “Ok, this is really weird. I’ve been a practicing RN for decades. I have worked all levels of Critical Care with very seriously ill people and children. I have NEVER breathed into a patient’s nostrils to ‘get them going’. He is nuts.”
Ok, this is really weird. I’ve been a practicing RN for decades. I have worked all levels of Critical Care with very seriously ill people and children. I have NEVER breathed into a patient’s nostrils to “get them going”. He is nuts.
— Butzi 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇮🇱🚛 (@ace2blue) July 22, 2020
We can all agree there.
On Tuesday, Biden used the creepy tale as a prelude to a story about his son Beau, who didn’t die in Iraq this time. However, he did contract cancer there, according to Joe. This story wasn’t any less bizarre.
“and for 18 months, he fought. And the nurses — the docs were incredible. But the nurses would say — toward the end, they’d come in to look at him and they’d say, ‘No, no. Not — not now, Doc.’ And the doctors knew enough to know that it wasn’t the time. The nurse didn’t think it was there.”
They didn’t think what was there? Such a strange account.
Joe Biden has never had a good relationship with the truth or reality and he’s not so great at telling stories either. Nonetheless, he managed to get the most votes for any president in all US history! Don’t you dare question that. You’re not an American if you don’t shut up and accept it.
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